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No respect from the ‘bots

Every day a plug-in called Akismet defends this blog from spambots who try to post comments the posts. Usually they’re obsequious comments that at first seem like they might be real, and just for a second you think, “Wow, someobody’s actually seeing all my hard work!” They’re always some variation of this:

I do like the way you have presented this particular issue and it does indeed present me a lot of fodder for consideration. Nevertheless, through what I have personally seen, I really wish when the comments stack on that men and women continue to be on point and don’t embark upon a tirade associated with the news du jour. Anyway, thank you for this outstanding piece and though I can not really concur with this in totality, I respect the perspective.

Then you realize that it’s all completely generic and could apply to any post ever written, and the post links back to “blowjobs galore” and it’s all just robots leaving posts.

Lately the blog spam as been taking an interesting turn:

The following time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my option to learn, but I actually thought youd have one thing attention-grabbing to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could possibly fix should you werent too busy searching for attention.

That one came from with a link to “handjobvideos.” I find it remarkable the lengths they went through to make it actually look like it was written by a human, complete with bad grammar and punctuation. Still, I wonder how many admins would approve a comment that’s both stupid and insulting?

This one was particularly distressing:

Had I known that this day would come, I would have gladly shriveled up and died inside the very womb that sustained me.

That’s a pretty extreme reaction to a post on Photoshop piracy!

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Eat Poop You Cat

There comes a moment when you’ve just hung a feminine hygiene product dispenser on the wall of a gallery, titled it Eat Poop You Cat and called it art and you realize your life is significantly cooler than many people’s. Then you start wondering what you’re going to do to top that!

Eat Poop You Cat Superdeluxe Boxed Edition

Of course, we put a little more work into it than declaring a tampon/tampax vending machine art and hanging it in a gallery. We created all new product for it. In this case it was the Eat Poop You Cat Superdeluxe Boxed Edition on one side, and a scroll containing artwork from completed games on the other side.

Eat Poop You Cat is essentially the Surrealist party game Exquisite Corpse crossed with the Telephone Game. It’s a whole lot of fun, and you should make a pilgrimage to Augusta to buy a copy from our vending machine. Or you just grab paper and pencils and get the instructions online. But then you’d miss out because we really did an outstanding job putting this all together.

Sadly, we had many problems getting the cover for the machine to print. Here’s how it came out:

Eat Poop You Cat in the gallery

This is what it was supposed to look like:

The Original Eat Poop You Cat cover artwork

Still, I think the messed up cover matches the ridiculousness of the game pretty well, regardless!

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The New Direction

We’re taking Callithump! in a new direction with the reboot. Originally we approached Callithump! as a magazine, with the contents of a machine constituting an issue. Each capsule contained an article, and each issue contained work by a variety of creators. We liked this approach because it reflected the chaotic variety typically found in a toy capsule vending machine.

Unfortunately, this format made it difficult to do something we feel is important to do: pay creators for their work. At 50 cents a capsule, we’re sometimes covering our materials costs. Figure in the time we put into this, and transportation costs and we’re doing this at a lost. That’s not the point, though. The point is, the 50 cents is a symbolic gesture. It says that creativity is worth paying for.

Before the new format, we were paying in contributor’s copies. Nobody ever complained, and it’s standard practice for publications. In these days of electronic publishing it’s more than many creators get for their published work. Just because it’s standard practice doesn’t mean it’s right, though, and we’d rather not be part of the problem. Now all profits go to the content creators!

The new format is more of a gallery than a magazine, with a single machine devoted to a single artist, group or concept. We think the new format showcases the creator and the work a whole lot better than before. Stop by the Gannett Building Gallery in Augusta before February 17th to see for yourself!

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Callithump! Reboots in Augusta

On January 30th, Callithump! rebooted with entirely new content in three vending machines! This was part of a larger exhibit called Juxtapositions. It’s currently showing in the Gannett Building Gallery in Augusta. It’s a really fun show and you should check it out when you’re in the area! 

photo credits: all photos are by Jess or Amy Pierce.

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A Day at the Toy Zoo

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Cincinnati's Toy Zoo

I’m more often inspired by kids than by grown-ups. I love their ability to take multiple ideas and mash them together to make something new, before they develop that voice that says, “No, you can’t do that. That doesn’t make sense. That won’t work.” As adults I think we often put more energy into justifying why we’re not doing something than actually doing things. This is why I love the Toy Zoo. The Toy Zoo is a gallery of work created by kids in Happen Inc.’s Toy Lab. Happen Inc. takes discarded, donated toys and breaks them down into their component parts. Then kids remix the parts to create toys of their own. The results are quite remarkable!

Spider Goof
Spider Goof, created by David at Happen Inc.'s Toy Lab
Mini Slapper
Mini Slapper, created by Alex at the Toy Lab

There are thousands of creations in the gallery. Check it out!

 

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Reboot #2: Eat Poop You Cat Superdeluxe Boxed Edition

 

Peter Selmayr has been preparing the boxes for the Superdeluxe Eat Poop You Cat! Boxed Edition Game, part of the Callithump! Reboot.

 

 

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Getting ready for the Callithump! Reboot

Protos
The Protos are incubating!

It’s a new year and a new direction for Callithump! After a longer than intended hiatus, we’re be returning with all new content at the end of January.

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Leaking Through

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A mixed media poem found on the bathroom wall at Zoots in Camden, Maine.

What I love about art vending machines is the feeling that somehow they’ve leaked through from a parallel Earth. In that world the better angels of our nature won out. Instead of the worst of who we are (junk food and cheap crap made by children in sweat shops in China) the vending machines sell poetry and hand-made works of art.

Every once-in-a-while, I’m lucky enough to get that feeling in other ways, too. A few months ago I was using the bathroom in Zoots in Camden, Maine. Taped to the wall amongst the event posters and business cards (Camden’s equivalent of graffiti) was a mixed-media poem. It was done with great care, hand-written and painted, cut out of a paper bag and glued together. My photograph doesn’t do it justice. It was wonderful. I love the fact that for somebody out there it’s really important to inject a little beauty and wonder into the lives of people she’ll never meet. For a moment it was that alternate world slipping through again.

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Vending Activism #2: NOAH Egg Machine

NOAH egg machine
In the NOAH Egg Machine, free range chickens protest the cruel treatment of their incarcerated factory farmed sisters.

Just before Easter last year, an Egg Machine appeared in downtown Frankfurt. The Egg Machine featured live chickens in tiny cubicles and at first glance appeared to be selling freshly laid eggs. Actually, the chickens were from a local free-range farmer and were humanely treated. The Egg Machine was a project by NOAH, an animal rights group in Germany. Its purpose was to call attention to the inhumane treatment of chickens in certain types of egg farming. Instead of eggs, the machine dispensed tokens that showed how to identify eggs laid in humane conditions.

Overall, the project was a great success, receiving international attention and lots of press. I guess there’s just something about putting unexpected things in vending machines that captures the imagination!

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Vending Activism #1: Greenaid Vending

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Greenaid's Seedbomb vending machine. For 50 cents you too can be a green guerrilla!

In July of 2010,  Culver City, CA design practice Commonstudio got a great deal of press for their Kickstarter project Seedbomb Vending. The project was to fund the start of Greenaid Vending, which are seedbomb vending machines. Seedbombs are balls of seeds, clay and organic fertilizer designed to be thrown into vacant spaces that should have green things growing in them:

Made from a mixture of clay, compost, and seeds, “seedbombs” are becoming an increasingly popular means combating the many forgotten grey spaces we encounter everyday-from sidewalk cracks to vacant lots and parking medians. They can be thrown anonymously into these derelict urban sites to temporarily reclaim and transform them into places worth looking at and caring for.

Not only was the initial Kickstarter campaign successful, the project has continued to grow. Currently they have more than 50 locations in the US and Europe. There’s a lot to like about them:

Greenaid seedbombs are hand-rolled in Culver City, CA using local materials, sustainable packaging, and socially responsible labor.  Working in partnership with Chrysalis, a local non-profit, Commonstudio offers employment opportunities and a living wage to formerly homeless or economically disadvantaged men and women from the Los Angeles area.  Every seedbomb you purchase is an investment in our shared future on a greener, more equitable planet.

What’s more, the seeds in the seed bombs are matched to the area’s native species, so they’re not introducing invasive species into ecosystems.

Congratulations, Greenaid! It’s really nice to see a project like this succeed.

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